List Games

FALKEN'S MAZE     GUERRILLA ENGAGEMENT
BLACK JACK        DESERT WAREFARE
GIN RUMMY         AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
HEARTS            THEATREWIDE TACTICAL
BRIDGE               WAREFARE
CHECKERS          THEATREWIDE BIOTOXIC AND
CHESS                CHEMICAL WAREFARE
POKER             GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
FIGHTER COMBAT


Chess

** IDENTIFICATION NOT RECOGNIZED **
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        ** ACCESS DENIED **


Poker

** IDENTIFICATION NOT RECOGNIZED **
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        ** ACCESS DENIED **


Global Thermonuclear War

       ** GAME ROUTINE RUNNING **

         ** IMPROPER REQUEST **
         ----------------------
** ROUTINE MUST COMPLETE BEFORE RESET **

          ** ACCESS DENIED **


"put the list back up!!!"

List Games

FALKEN'S MAZE     GUERRILLA ENGAGEMENT
BLACK JACK        DESERT WAREFARE
GIN RUMMY         AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
HEARTS            THEATREWIDE TACTICAL
BRIDGE               WAREFARE
CHECKERS          THEATREWIDE BIOTOXIC AND
CHESS                CHEMICAL WAREFARE
POKER             GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
FIGHTER COMBAT

"it's not on the list!!!"
"go ahead, it's got to be in there somewhere"

Tic-Tac-Toe

ONE OR TWO PLAYERS?
PLEASE LIST NUMBER
OF PLAYERS:
One

X OR O?
X

[[ Joshua plays one game of tic-tac-toe]]

"is there any way to make it play itself?"
"yes, number of players: zero"

Tic-Tac-Toe

ONE OR TWO PLAYERS?
PLEASE LIST NUMBER
OF PLAYERS:
Zero

[[ Joshua plays thousands of tic-tac-toe games, never winning ]]

[[ explosion... NORAD shorts out ]]

[[ Joshua starts playing global thermonuclear war games...]]

US FIRST STRIKE - WINNER: NONE
USSR FIRST STRIKE - WINNER: NONE
NATO / WARSAW PACT - WINNER: NONE
FAR EAST STRATEGY - WINNER: NONE
US USSR ESCALATION - WINNER: NONE

[WOPR strobes many more strategies]


GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN.

Hello

STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO PLAY.

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/wargames
April Fools!!!  :)  -AC [www.andrewconnell.com]

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